[After a moment, Dave rolls closer to where John is sitting and holds his fist out for a pound.]
Just because you weren't around the last three years to witness my god-level BFF loyalty doesn't mean it wasn't taking place, dog.
[And that's really all there is to say on the matter, because talking about feelings is for yearly birthday letters. And moirails.]
Besides, when I asked Karkat about how I was supposed to maintain the exclusivity of the relationship, he was all, "Fuck, Strider, I already know you're nigh-on irresistible, not your fault you can't keep cats from pawing on you like you piss high-grade catmint, and also you decorticated monkeys have no sense of pale decorum anyway so whatever, I can deal." ...So he gets it. Nothing's changing, I'm just telling you so if you see me and Karkat, like...h. Holding hands or something, or telling each other, "You don't smell that much like a week-old diaper that got pooped in," you don't get the wrong idea.
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Just because you weren't around the last three years to witness my god-level BFF loyalty doesn't mean it wasn't taking place, dog.
[And that's really all there is to say on the matter, because talking about feelings is for yearly birthday letters. And moirails.]
Besides, when I asked Karkat about how I was supposed to maintain the exclusivity of the relationship, he was all, "Fuck, Strider, I already know you're nigh-on irresistible, not your fault you can't keep cats from pawing on you like you piss high-grade catmint, and also you decorticated monkeys have no sense of pale decorum anyway so whatever, I can deal." ...So he gets it. Nothing's changing, I'm just telling you so if you see me and Karkat, like...h. Holding hands or something, or telling each other, "You don't smell that much like a week-old diaper that got pooped in," you don't get the wrong idea.