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[harlequinhater]

Is there even a Pokemon version of Con Air?

And anyways, no! I am so over that old movie. I don't know what I want to watch yet. Just give me some time to figure it out.

[callbacks]

Who are you and what have you done with John Egbert.

...

Also, yes. The one I found's called Con Aerodactyl.

[harlequinhater]

It's been three years, and my tastes have matured from being a dumb preteen to a much smarter teenager, okay? That's it!

[Though... okay, Con Aerodactyl sounds pretty incredible. Not that John is going to admit this right now.]

So are there like... Pokemon versions of all of the movies from our world?

[callbacks]

[Dave makes a doubtful face at that, but okay, John, you keep telling yourself what you want to believe.]

I dunno if all of them, but a lot of them, yeah. Why, are there titles you're looking for.

[harlequinhater]

Well, no.

[......]

Maybe. Are the actors different, or are there Pokemon world versions of, like, Matthew McConaughey and Liv Tyler?