i'm serious! oh yeah also she might be an evil alien from another dimension, so that's even MORE reason to distrust her products. i think trolls might eat their babies or something like that? actually don't quote me on that. but it wouldn't surprise me! so if you see any sign of betty crocker and her nefarious baking goods ANYWHERE you should let me know.
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i'm serious!
oh yeah also she might be an evil alien from another dimension, so that's even MORE reason to distrust her products.
i think trolls might eat their babies or something like that? actually don't quote me on that.
but it wouldn't surprise me!
so if you see any sign of betty crocker and her nefarious baking goods ANYWHERE you should let me know.