OK *THAT'S* BULLSHIT BECAUSE I CALL DAVE A LOT OF NAMES WITH "IDIOT" FEATURING LESS OFTEN THAN, SAY, "ASSHOLE" OR "DOUCHEFUCKER" SO IF I'M CALLING YOU AN IDIOT IT'S BECAUSE YOU DAMN WELL DESERVE IT AND NOT BECAUSE I'M FLIRTING WITH YOU. WOULD YOU JUST LET THAT DIE ALREADY, I TOLD YOU I'M OVER IT. WHAT DO YOU WANT, A CONTRACT SIGNED IN BLOOD STATING THAT I, KARKAT VANTAS, HARBOR NO ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR JOHN EGBERT WHATSOEVER? GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF, I'VE MOVED ON. AND THAT'S STILL THE STUPIDEST FUCKING IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.
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SO IF I'M CALLING YOU AN IDIOT IT'S BECAUSE YOU DAMN WELL DESERVE IT AND NOT BECAUSE I'M FLIRTING WITH YOU.
WOULD YOU JUST LET THAT DIE ALREADY, I TOLD YOU I'M OVER IT. WHAT DO YOU WANT, A CONTRACT SIGNED IN BLOOD STATING THAT I, KARKAT VANTAS, HARBOR NO ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR JOHN EGBERT WHATSOEVER?
GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF, I'VE MOVED ON.
AND THAT'S STILL THE STUPIDEST FUCKING IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.