[He hisses the name not-quite-under his breath and gives the fucking giraffe camped out on top of him a smack, squirming to try and free himself. What is with these assholes and sitting on him lately? Sure it's technically just the second time but goddammit, Dave, you could have at least let him be STANDING when fucking John turned up!]
You regurgitated sack of effluent mucus, get the fuck off of me!
[It doesn't really need to be said when Dave's probably going to head over for that hug anyway, but it still makes him feel better. This is such bullshit.]
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Dave!
[He hisses the name not-quite-under his breath and gives the fucking giraffe camped out on top of him a smack, squirming to try and free himself. What is with these assholes and sitting on him lately? Sure it's technically just the second time but goddammit, Dave, you could have at least let him be STANDING when fucking John turned up!]
You regurgitated sack of effluent mucus, get the fuck off of me!
[It doesn't really need to be said when Dave's probably going to head over for that hug anyway, but it still makes him feel better. This is such bullshit.]