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uh... hello? does anybody read these memo things?
is this some kind of prank? i wouldn't put it past terezi to pull something dumb like this.
so terezi if you're reading this can we just go through the "gotcha" moment and can you send me back?

anyways if you are NOT terezi and this is NOT a prank could somebody please tell me what's going on?
because last thing i can remember i was running a bunch of weird time errands for an alien girl.
and then i woke up here in a bed that is definitely NOT mine because it doesn't have cool ghost bed sheets.
also apparently i have a mom now?
she is nice i guess and this lunch box looks delicious, don't get me wrong!
but i was doing some important things!
i don't have time to be playing with this cloud bird thing!!!
(though it is a very cute cloud bird, i will give it that.)

i have tried to get back but my weird time jumping powers do not seem to work here.
and i cannot even fly anymore which is such bullshit! i forgot how lame it was to walk around everywhere.
also my sylladex is gone. so i don't have any of my cool computers or weapons.
instead i just have a backpack and this lame "poke gear" thing which doesn't even have pesterchum installed.
so. yeah.
could somebody fill me in, please?

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No of course not I didn't think it would do anything like THAT just
An unfortunate silly fight isn't good for anyone??

I'm not really sure how it works with siblings anyway
you can smack him if you want

No!
well I mean
yeah that's not really something you see a lot. Or at all.
but the thing with the bunny...!

[.......... but if they're siblings then. It. ???????? Okay you know what, fuck it, he gives up.]

Six hundred a night. You're going to need a fucking job.

Yeah! That's a great way to look at it!
I already learned that you can use pokemon to fly, and you need a special badge so they can fly around with you.
and that's actually where I am right now, trying to get that badge.

hey! don't encourage jade to smack me!
she will probably actually do it.
anyways jade you of ALL PEOPLE should know that romance just makes things complicated and kind of miserable!!

wait...
so how am i supposed to get something from the breeding center if its all the way in another region?
can you send eggs over the internet or something?

liv tyler was a very special bunny.
she got passed around through some timeline shenanigans i think?
anyways at one point she got robot enhancements so she could move and wield tiny weapons and stuff.

oh wow! good luck with the badge!
i have heard that very strong trainers have them and that they are hard to get.
have you trained your pokemons up for battle and stuff?

haha well if i find one first or hear about it ill let you know

me?
oh id say im pretty cool for a human

wait a sec
you know about trolls as aliens too??
what do they look like to you?

I have a penguin, and a scorpion. They're a lot different than the Grimm back home, though. Those don't have souls, and the Pokemon definitely do.

okay

now that is really cool!!

could she kick a lot of butt even with tiny weapons???

that doesnt mean i go around saying things like "conceal dont feel just be friends!!!"

[Who the heck let Jade watch FRZN without supervision?]

and just because i dont appreciate romantic stuff as much as some people either that does not mean you can try to use me as support in your campaign against stuff ashley likes :\\\\
that is super rude!!!!
you should say sorry for being an asshole!

as a matter of fact yes you can
you can even transfer items and pokemon via the pc
though they also have flying type pokemon to do courier deliveries as well
duh john :p
the post is still a thing that exists even in pokemons world!

Yep, it's time for you to join the working force just like the rest of us, Egbert!

[Of course she's smiling at having to say something like this.]

But be careful with what you say around some of the people we're traveling with--Yang will suplex you and then make you put some of your paycheck in the swear jar!

Yes! I'm starting too! It turns out everyone in this place loves to battle with pokemon, so we have to do the same.
it's kind of weird.

What kind of work force is there in Pokemon land anyways? How am I supposed to get a job? I don't even have a resume!

[And wait- suplex? Swear jar? What has he gotten himself into?]

...Also who is Yang and why does she care so much about swearing?

[Okay no, one of these things is of way more immediate importance than the other.]

She's one of the girls we've been traveling with. She, uh...

[How does he put this.]

One of the other girls is her sister, and Yang's got, uh. Feelings. About language.

[He shoots Jade a betrayed look. How could you, Jade. How could you sell him and Karkat out like this.]

[... The Fucking Swear Jar. Excuse him, he needs to join Dave in sending Jade betrayed looks.]

She's... blond, that's the word, right? [What are hair colors.] Like Dave said, she has fucking opinions. Weiss, too, but she's not as obnoxious about it.

[Sort of, anyway. Also, yeah, uh—]

What the fuck is a resume?

John?

[Well, he doesn't seem to remember. Not that Riku's surprised; you spend enough time in this world, and you start to expect things like that. He can work with it; besides, it's not like he's suddenly sprouted two heads and become an evil overlord.

Which is completely absurd and would never happen. Still.]

I'm guessing you've already gotten the overview. New world, no powers, gotta catch 'em all, and so on.

Best advice I can offer you is to treat it like a surprise vacation. Go explore, have fun, try not to get harassed by kids obsessed with their pet rats. Oh, and watch out for the ledges.

trolls?
well, they have gray skin and these weird orange horns.
some of them are really long and kind of wild looking, but others are just tiny silly looking nubs.
oh! and they also have yellow eyes. unless they're dead, in which case their eyes are white.

what do you think trolls look like?

oh man, a penguin pokemon sounds adorable!
do you have a picture? can you send pictures over these things?
...also whats a grimm?

ive never seen one before
but that description is familiar

do you know a dude named karkat?

[ And is she going to regret asking that? ]

yeah!! i mean, as far as i remember anyways.
this was three years ago and i am not completely sure what happened to her after we left our game session...
i hope she's doing okay wherever she is though.

what! no way!
i am just expressing my true feelings on the matter here.
and last i checked, it was not illegal to share my opinions on things.

eggs just seem like a very delicate thing to send over the mail though!
what if they break? that would be a baby pokemon that has been denied life or something.
i know that they would probably put a "fragile" sticker on the box but thats no guarantee that the mail men would be careful.

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