John Egbert (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
harlequinhater) wrote2016-03-21 07:30 pm
harlequinhater) wrote2016-03-21 07:30 pm
001. [TEXT]
uh... hello? does anybody read these memo things?
is this some kind of prank? i wouldn't put it past terezi to pull something dumb like this.
so terezi if you're reading this can we just go through the "gotcha" moment and can you send me back?
anyways if you are NOT terezi and this is NOT a prank could somebody please tell me what's going on?
because last thing i can remember i was running a bunch of weird time errands for an alien girl.
and then i woke up here in a bed that is definitely NOT mine because it doesn't have cool ghost bed sheets.
also apparently i have a mom now?
she is nice i guess and this lunch box looks delicious, don't get me wrong!
but i was doing some important things!
i don't have time to be playing with this cloud bird thing!!!
(though it is a very cute cloud bird, i will give it that.)
i have tried to get back but my weird time jumping powers do not seem to work here.
and i cannot even fly anymore which is such bullshit! i forgot how lame it was to walk around everywhere.
also my sylladex is gone. so i don't have any of my cool computers or weapons.
instead i just have a backpack and this lame "poke gear" thing which doesn't even have pesterchum installed.
so. yeah.
could somebody fill me in, please?
is this some kind of prank? i wouldn't put it past terezi to pull something dumb like this.
so terezi if you're reading this can we just go through the "gotcha" moment and can you send me back?
anyways if you are NOT terezi and this is NOT a prank could somebody please tell me what's going on?
because last thing i can remember i was running a bunch of weird time errands for an alien girl.
and then i woke up here in a bed that is definitely NOT mine because it doesn't have cool ghost bed sheets.
also apparently i have a mom now?
she is nice i guess and this lunch box looks delicious, don't get me wrong!
but i was doing some important things!
i don't have time to be playing with this cloud bird thing!!!
(though it is a very cute cloud bird, i will give it that.)
i have tried to get back but my weird time jumping powers do not seem to work here.
and i cannot even fly anymore which is such bullshit! i forgot how lame it was to walk around everywhere.
also my sylladex is gone. so i don't have any of my cool computers or weapons.
instead i just have a backpack and this lame "poke gear" thing which doesn't even have pesterchum installed.
so. yeah.
could somebody fill me in, please?
[Text] (presumably he got distracted by something)
she will probably actually do it.
anyways jade you of ALL PEOPLE should know that romance just makes things complicated and kind of miserable!!
[Text] clearly Jade sat on him
[Who the heck let Jade watch FRZN without supervision?]
and just because i dont appreciate romantic stuff as much as some people either that does not mean you can try to use me as support in your campaign against stuff ashley likes :\\\\
that is super rude!!!!
you should say sorry for being an asshole!
[Text] the only reasonable explanation
i am just expressing my true feelings on the matter here.
and last i checked, it was not illegal to share my opinions on things.
[Text]
you hurt ashleys feelings!
and yes maybe people can spout off their blowholes freely but that doesnt mean it wont hurt anybody!
[Text]
i just said that, personally, i think it is easier to avoid making smoochy faces at other people.
i did not say that SHE had to stop making smoochy faces at other people or that she should break up with anybody or anything like that.
she is welcome to live her life full of whatever romantic drama she wants to and i am free to live my life free of all of that bullcrap.