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uh... hello? does anybody read these memo things?
is this some kind of prank? i wouldn't put it past terezi to pull something dumb like this.
so terezi if you're reading this can we just go through the "gotcha" moment and can you send me back?

anyways if you are NOT terezi and this is NOT a prank could somebody please tell me what's going on?
because last thing i can remember i was running a bunch of weird time errands for an alien girl.
and then i woke up here in a bed that is definitely NOT mine because it doesn't have cool ghost bed sheets.
also apparently i have a mom now?
she is nice i guess and this lunch box looks delicious, don't get me wrong!
but i was doing some important things!
i don't have time to be playing with this cloud bird thing!!!
(though it is a very cute cloud bird, i will give it that.)

i have tried to get back but my weird time jumping powers do not seem to work here.
and i cannot even fly anymore which is such bullshit! i forgot how lame it was to walk around everywhere.
also my sylladex is gone. so i don't have any of my cool computers or weapons.
instead i just have a backpack and this lame "poke gear" thing which doesn't even have pesterchum installed.
so. yeah.
could somebody fill me in, please?

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[That sure is a lot of blue here. It's like Rakka's trying to read the sky.]

uh, this might be a weird question but...
You can fly?
I mean, everything else you're asking about is important too!
but I guess
I'd like to know?

well, not anymore.
but yeah, i used to be able to use all kinds of awesome wind powers!
obviously flying was included, because what good are wind powers if you can't fly with them?

Awesome wind powers...
That's so amazing! I've always wondered what it's like to be able to fly, and you could do it? You're so lucky!

[We got a bird nerd on the loose here.]

it was pretty cool!
i also got to be in a flying car for a bit, which was just as cool.
if you ever get the option to become god of wind then i would really recommend it!

Uhh okay!
I've never heard of a car before, but I'm sure it sounds interesting, especially if it can fly.
and I'll keep in mind becoming a god of wind then.

[...]

I'm sorry, but this probably isn't very helpful.

no, that's okay.
i have had a lot of other people contacting me about what is happening and why there are pokemon, so i am okay just talking about flying for a little bit.
my name is john by the way!
who are you?

well, um, okay. I'm glad you're getting help then.
Oh. Hello! and uh sorry about that too.
My name's Rakka!
I'm a Haibane from Glie but here I guess I'm just Rakka the Human.

well it is nice to meet you rakka the human!
i dont know what all of that other stuff means, or how to pronounce it, but i'm assuming its all complicated and confusing.
that seems to be what everything else is like around here.

[heehee!]

Not! Just Rakka is fine.
um yeah it's a lot to explain, and even I don't understand some of the parts of it.
And there's so much here that might have to be explained to you.
But a Haibane is
uh, do you know what an angel is?

angels are those people in religion that have wings and white robes and halos right?

I think so?
That's what Ashley and Karkat told me.

okay so.....
hai banes are like angels then? does that mean that you have white robes, a halo, and wings?

That's right, Haibane.
Uh, well I woke up in white clothing, and I have a halo and wings?
I mean, I used to have them.
I don't get to have them here.

aw that sucks!
ive never had wings before but i think it would probably really stink to lose them if you were used to them.
did you have any cool angel powers?

It does! but I've gotten used to it, I think.
Uh, no no powers. I just had the wings and halo.

And, having wings were nice but I guess it's been easier without them.
I don't need to worry about having holes in my shirts anymore!

[...And why does she feel bad for saying that?]

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i guess that cutting holes into clothes does sound pretty inconvenient.
were you able to fly with them?

No, I couldn't. They may have looked nice, but the truth is that they weren't all that useful at all.
So if you could really fly, I'm a little jealous.

it seems pretty silly for you to have wings but not be able to fly with them!
but dont worry i am sure that one day you can get on a flying pokemon here and then you too will be able to fly.
even if the wings aren't your wings, i'm sure it will still be fun!

Yeah! That's a great way to look at it!
I already learned that you can use pokemon to fly, and you need a special badge so they can fly around with you.
and that's actually where I am right now, trying to get that badge.

oh wow! good luck with the badge!
i have heard that very strong trainers have them and that they are hard to get.
have you trained your pokemons up for battle and stuff?

Yes! I'm starting too! It turns out everyone in this place loves to battle with pokemon, so we have to do the same.
it's kind of weird.

it seems pretty weird to me to be honest!
i mean, i have a tiny blue bird here that does not seem like it could hurt anything.
but i guess that one day it will be strong enough to battle?
what kind of pokemon do you have?

really?
well I started with a giant bird I can ride on.
and it has two heads, but they both like me.

woah!!
a two headed bird sounds pretty intense.
do the two heads argue with each other?
or are they controlled by the same brain somehow?

[...Um that's kind of weird. And something she's never thought of.]

oh
um
they seem to act differently, I guess?
and they do argue sometimes. I never really thought about if they had two minds or not.
It just feels that way?

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