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uh... hello? does anybody read these memo things?
is this some kind of prank? i wouldn't put it past terezi to pull something dumb like this.
so terezi if you're reading this can we just go through the "gotcha" moment and can you send me back?

anyways if you are NOT terezi and this is NOT a prank could somebody please tell me what's going on?
because last thing i can remember i was running a bunch of weird time errands for an alien girl.
and then i woke up here in a bed that is definitely NOT mine because it doesn't have cool ghost bed sheets.
also apparently i have a mom now?
she is nice i guess and this lunch box looks delicious, don't get me wrong!
but i was doing some important things!
i don't have time to be playing with this cloud bird thing!!!
(though it is a very cute cloud bird, i will give it that.)

i have tried to get back but my weird time jumping powers do not seem to work here.
and i cannot even fly anymore which is such bullshit! i forgot how lame it was to walk around everywhere.
also my sylladex is gone. so i don't have any of my cool computers or weapons.
instead i just have a backpack and this lame "poke gear" thing which doesn't even have pesterchum installed.
so. yeah.
could somebody fill me in, please?

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No, I couldn't. They may have looked nice, but the truth is that they weren't all that useful at all.
So if you could really fly, I'm a little jealous.

it seems pretty silly for you to have wings but not be able to fly with them!
but dont worry i am sure that one day you can get on a flying pokemon here and then you too will be able to fly.
even if the wings aren't your wings, i'm sure it will still be fun!

Yeah! That's a great way to look at it!
I already learned that you can use pokemon to fly, and you need a special badge so they can fly around with you.
and that's actually where I am right now, trying to get that badge.

oh wow! good luck with the badge!
i have heard that very strong trainers have them and that they are hard to get.
have you trained your pokemons up for battle and stuff?

Yes! I'm starting too! It turns out everyone in this place loves to battle with pokemon, so we have to do the same.
it's kind of weird.

it seems pretty weird to me to be honest!
i mean, i have a tiny blue bird here that does not seem like it could hurt anything.
but i guess that one day it will be strong enough to battle?
what kind of pokemon do you have?

really?
well I started with a giant bird I can ride on.
and it has two heads, but they both like me.

woah!!
a two headed bird sounds pretty intense.
do the two heads argue with each other?
or are they controlled by the same brain somehow?

[...Um that's kind of weird. And something she's never thought of.]

oh
um
they seem to act differently, I guess?
and they do argue sometimes. I never really thought about if they had two minds or not.
It just feels that way?

i see!
i guess that makes sense, though i would not want to be one of your birds.
it would stink to share a body with somebody!
like, what if they eat something with peanut butter in it? i'm allergic!
it would be really unfair.
we would probably both die.

uh
Okay. You're really allergic to peanuts?

deathly allergic!
at least i used to be? i have not tried peanuts since i died and became a god.
or since i came here. are there allergies in the pokemon world, do you think?

[....Wait]

uh
I don't really know. I never thought about it

did you say you're a god?

yeah! sort of, anyways.
i ascended to a very powerful level that is called "god tier" after the first time i died.
which gave me power over even COOLER wind powers and also gave me a very cool set of pajamas.
also it makes me kind of immortal? i just need to not be heroic or evil when i die and i will come back!

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