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uh... hello? does anybody read these memo things?
is this some kind of prank? i wouldn't put it past terezi to pull something dumb like this.
so terezi if you're reading this can we just go through the "gotcha" moment and can you send me back?

anyways if you are NOT terezi and this is NOT a prank could somebody please tell me what's going on?
because last thing i can remember i was running a bunch of weird time errands for an alien girl.
and then i woke up here in a bed that is definitely NOT mine because it doesn't have cool ghost bed sheets.
also apparently i have a mom now?
she is nice i guess and this lunch box looks delicious, don't get me wrong!
but i was doing some important things!
i don't have time to be playing with this cloud bird thing!!!
(though it is a very cute cloud bird, i will give it that.)

i have tried to get back but my weird time jumping powers do not seem to work here.
and i cannot even fly anymore which is such bullshit! i forgot how lame it was to walk around everywhere.
also my sylladex is gone. so i don't have any of my cool computers or weapons.
instead i just have a backpack and this lame "poke gear" thing which doesn't even have pesterchum installed.
so. yeah.
could somebody fill me in, please?

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Evil creatures from other worlds isn't exactly something I'm worried about. Not for the most part at home, anyway.

[Angels, sure, but they're... a special class of creature.]

But trolls - do you know Dave, then?

yeah!
dave is like my best bro.
do YOU know dave?

I do. We've been in contact for a while.

[He's got his feelings on Dave and his issues but that's not something to discuss to Dave's friend without reason to do so.]

He's in Goldenrod with the rest of his... rather large group, at least the last time I checked.

large group?
oh man, who all is there?
i have heard about jade and karkat but is there anybody else?

A group of girls from a different world, I believe. You'll have to ask him about it.

huh, really? well good for him i guess!
terezi kind of seemed to like him for a bit so i guess he must have a way with alien girls or something.
it sounds like i will get to meet all of them soon anyways.

Ah, they're teleporting you over? That's handy.

yeah i guess so!
it definitely beats walking all the way out to find them.

Walking's good for you, though. Too much teleporting and you'll just get lazy.

no way! walking is slow and lame!

It's served people just fine for thousands of years.

so? people also lived without movies for thousands of years.
that doesn't mean i am going to go and pick up a book when i could be watching a movie instead!

Read a book. You might find you like it.

no way!
books are lame!

You're wrong, but you're not going to be convinced, are you?

definitely not, because my opinion on books is one hundred percent the right one.
unless they're comic books. those can be pretty cool i guess.

How do you even know if you haven't tried?

dude, it's just obvious!
do you know how many pictures most books have? zero!
it's all just a bunch of boring words. who has the attention span for that?

People who are above the mental level of a five year old?

more like people who are stuffy and boring!

I like a well-made movie as much as the next person, but it's not the same.

gee, that sounds exactly like the kind of thing that a stuffy and boring person would say!

Your insults are not convincing me of that mental age problem.

yours arent convincing me that you are not just a stuffy, pretetious book reader.

Excuse you, I am a pretentious book reader programmer chef, among other things.

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