harlequinhater: (whyyyy)
John Egbert ([personal profile] harlequinhater) wrote2016-03-21 07:30 pm

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uh... hello? does anybody read these memo things?
is this some kind of prank? i wouldn't put it past terezi to pull something dumb like this.
so terezi if you're reading this can we just go through the "gotcha" moment and can you send me back?

anyways if you are NOT terezi and this is NOT a prank could somebody please tell me what's going on?
because last thing i can remember i was running a bunch of weird time errands for an alien girl.
and then i woke up here in a bed that is definitely NOT mine because it doesn't have cool ghost bed sheets.
also apparently i have a mom now?
she is nice i guess and this lunch box looks delicious, don't get me wrong!
but i was doing some important things!
i don't have time to be playing with this cloud bird thing!!!
(though it is a very cute cloud bird, i will give it that.)

i have tried to get back but my weird time jumping powers do not seem to work here.
and i cannot even fly anymore which is such bullshit! i forgot how lame it was to walk around everywhere.
also my sylladex is gone. so i don't have any of my cool computers or weapons.
instead i just have a backpack and this lame "poke gear" thing which doesn't even have pesterchum installed.
so. yeah.
could somebody fill me in, please?
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[personal profile] rosetotheoccasion 2016-04-06 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I was just kinda curious
since your text and the way you talk about games and stuff reminds me of him!!

he's a really cool guy, he's one of my friends here!!
and he's super nice too
he helped me find one of my friends when I first showed up here
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[personal profile] rosetotheoccasion 2016-04-16 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
aww, why wouldn't you want him to know you called him cool?
I mean it's true!!

uh-huh. She was traveling with him, so all he needed to do was teleport me to her!
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[personal profile] rosetotheoccasion 2016-04-20 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
psh, nothing wrong with a lil sap!
it holds us all together after all

right??? and they just let kids have super powerful creatures like this!!
it seems kinda unsafe but hey I'm not really complaining