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[harlequinhater]

uh... hello? does anybody read these memo things?
is this some kind of prank? i wouldn't put it past terezi to pull something dumb like this.
so terezi if you're reading this can we just go through the "gotcha" moment and can you send me back?

anyways if you are NOT terezi and this is NOT a prank could somebody please tell me what's going on?
because last thing i can remember i was running a bunch of weird time errands for an alien girl.
and then i woke up here in a bed that is definitely NOT mine because it doesn't have cool ghost bed sheets.
also apparently i have a mom now?
she is nice i guess and this lunch box looks delicious, don't get me wrong!
but i was doing some important things!
i don't have time to be playing with this cloud bird thing!!!
(though it is a very cute cloud bird, i will give it that.)

i have tried to get back but my weird time jumping powers do not seem to work here.
and i cannot even fly anymore which is such bullshit! i forgot how lame it was to walk around everywhere.
also my sylladex is gone. so i don't have any of my cool computers or weapons.
instead i just have a backpack and this lame "poke gear" thing which doesn't even have pesterchum installed.
so. yeah.
could somebody fill me in, please?

Comments

[yanginthere]

i know the feeling
theres no telling how long any one of us will be here so
you never know

its only been a couple of months for me
but ive heard of and talked to some people that have been here for years

[harlequinhater]

THAT long? dang, that kind of sucks if they left people back home.
though i guess this isn't a terrible place to be stuck for a while.
it seems like there are a lot of nice people and fun things to do.

[yanginthere]

yeah its not so bad
the animals are cute
the food is pretty good
it doesnt cost too much just to get by
traveling is a pain but thats what teleporting is good for

oh hey
if you talk to dave you should ask him about that
thats how they got me out of new bark