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[harlequinhater]

uh... hello? does anybody read these memo things?
is this some kind of prank? i wouldn't put it past terezi to pull something dumb like this.
so terezi if you're reading this can we just go through the "gotcha" moment and can you send me back?

anyways if you are NOT terezi and this is NOT a prank could somebody please tell me what's going on?
because last thing i can remember i was running a bunch of weird time errands for an alien girl.
and then i woke up here in a bed that is definitely NOT mine because it doesn't have cool ghost bed sheets.
also apparently i have a mom now?
she is nice i guess and this lunch box looks delicious, don't get me wrong!
but i was doing some important things!
i don't have time to be playing with this cloud bird thing!!!
(though it is a very cute cloud bird, i will give it that.)

i have tried to get back but my weird time jumping powers do not seem to work here.
and i cannot even fly anymore which is such bullshit! i forgot how lame it was to walk around everywhere.
also my sylladex is gone. so i don't have any of my cool computers or weapons.
instead i just have a backpack and this lame "poke gear" thing which doesn't even have pesterchum installed.
so. yeah.
could somebody fill me in, please?

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[eclectictype]

s h r u g
thats john in a nutshell
tactless as fuck
if you need me to whap him with a newspaper tho i can do that

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

No no it's fine.
It's fine.
Don't let this get in the way of your happy reunion it's. fine.

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[eclectictype]

lol omg
hes my brother!!!
you dont think i have already had to whap him a couple of times on our journey together?
i am sorry that his lack of sensitivity hurt your feelings but its not going to like taint my whole view of him
john has always been like that!
the past three years just made him grumpier
its ok!

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

No of course not I didn't think it would do anything like THAT just
An unfortunate silly fight isn't good for anyone??

I'm not really sure how it works with siblings anyway
you can smack him if you want

[Text] (presumably he got distracted by something)

[harlequinhater]

hey! don't encourage jade to smack me!
she will probably actually do it.
anyways jade you of ALL PEOPLE should know that romance just makes things complicated and kind of miserable!!

[Text] clearly Jade sat on him

[eclectictype]

that doesnt mean i go around saying things like "conceal dont feel just be friends!!!"

[Who the heck let Jade watch FRZN without supervision?]

and just because i dont appreciate romantic stuff as much as some people either that does not mean you can try to use me as support in your campaign against stuff ashley likes :\\\\
that is super rude!!!!
you should say sorry for being an asshole!

[Text] the only reasonable explanation

[harlequinhater]

what! no way!
i am just expressing my true feelings on the matter here.
and last i checked, it was not illegal to share my opinions on things.

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[eclectictype]

oh my god its not about your dumb opinion!!!!
you hurt ashleys feelings!
and yes maybe people can spout off their blowholes freely but that doesnt mean it wont hurt anybody!

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[harlequinhater]

i just don't see how my particular opinion on romance could hurt her feelings!
i just said that, personally, i think it is easier to avoid making smoochy faces at other people.
i did not say that SHE had to stop making smoochy faces at other people or that she should break up with anybody or anything like that.
she is welcome to live her life full of whatever romantic drama she wants to and i am free to live my life free of all of that bullcrap.